Now a word about last week’s mishap. The investigation has been completed. As you recall Qinyang was the only one in the hangar when Lt. Chen entered at 10:15 a.m. and heard distressed sounds, and suddenly screams. The findings were simple: As Sgt. Cho was leaving the hangar at 9:35 a.m. he mistakenly switched on the “apparatus” under the impression he was activating the runway radar. Fortunately the craft landed successfully without needing that assistance; but the mistake went undetected except of course by the girl herself. It was clearly impossible for her extract herself from the apparatus while it was “operating”, and she was too obedient to protest until she lost conscious control of her voice. It was approximately forty minutes before Lt. Chen happened to arrive. Fortunately a physical exam of the girl revealed no internal damage, as attested by fourteen personnel who used a makeshift speculum and a makeshift anoscope. According to the black box located inside the rear “dildo” the girl reached orgasm seventy-three times during those forty minutes. The only ill effects were weariness and temporary mental disorientation; after two hours’ rest she could once again identify her name and the day of the week. This is not to understate the seriousness of the incident; one shudders to think of the result had the girl been abandoned to ceaseless stimulation for hour after hour. As a result of the investigation the switch to her apparatus has been moved to a dedicated location.