“It is they who are shamed, not me”

“Here we go again, Steve.  If this is what I think it will be, they will let us in just as she is reaching, uh, sexual climax.  Mr. Zhou?”

          “Yes, Mr. Dynarski, Mr. Poris.  If you will only wait a moment . . . you may enter now.”

          “OHHHH!  OHHHH!”

          “Steve -- don’t look away! . . . YOUR HIGHNESS, GOOD AFTERNOON!”

          “OHHH!  OHHH!  ohhhh  . . . G - good afternoon . . . Nick . . . ohhh . . . “

          “This is horrible!”

          “Steve -- pipe down!”

          “No -- I can’t -- Your Highness -- you should not be subjected to such -- shame!”

          “Ohhhh . . . OHH!  They -- ohhh -- are the ones -- ohh! -- who are sh  - shameddd . . . tchhk . . . not -- me -- OHHH!”

          “You see Steve, there are four of them, not giving her a break.  The Reds always did attract a lot of lesbians, and they know what they’re doing.”

          “Ohhh . . . Give me the r - report.”

          “Your turn, Steve.”

          “Your Highness -- “

          “OHH!!  OHHHH!!”

          “ -- the -- the THIRD GUARD CONTINUES ITS ATTACK UP THE WEST PASS.  THEY ARE -- “

          “OHHH!!  OHHH!!!”

          “Steve -- wait till she gets through this one.”

          “Ok.”

          “OHHHHH!!  Ohhhh . . . ohhh . . . “

          “Um -- THEY ARE STEADILY ADVANCING.  MEANWHILE YOUR APPEAL IS BEING HEARD -- BY THE UNITED NATIONS COMMITTEE.”

          “Ohhh . . . thchhck . . . I th-thought the W - west Pass was c - cleared -- ohh!”

          “Um, sorry, I meant the East Pass.”

          “OHHH!  Chhhk -- OHHH!”

          “Mr. Zhou?”

          “I am sorry that the Princess is not in a condition to continue, Sirs.”

          “Yes . . . Your Highness, we take our leave of you.”

          “OHHHH!”